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very interesting.

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This one's good :)))))))))))))))))))))))

http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/durex_accident_kid.jpg

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How to say 'I love you' in 24 languages.....

English
I Love You

Spanish
Te Amo

French
Je T'aime

German
lch Liebe Dich

Japanese
Ai Shite Imasu

Italian
Ti Amo

Chinese
Wo Ai Ni

Swedish
Jag Alskar Dig

Alabama
Arkansas
Kansas
Oklahoma
Texas
North Carolina
South Carolina
Georgia
Tennessee
Missouri
Mississippi
Montana
Louisiana
West Virginia
Kentucky
parts of Florida
Nice Ass,  Get in the truck

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....  As being from Montana...  I resent that tongue

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c'mon neighboor, no offense wink

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Ahh..  none taken tongue

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snapsolutions wrote:

parts of Florida
Nice Ass,  Get in the truck

Phew, glad I'm not in those parts smile

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Speaking of the Pirate Bay...
http://linuxreviews.org/news/2005/02/10 … den.en.pdf

http://fluxbb.org

Free PunBB Hosting - lots of mods, easy to customize

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snapsolutions wrote:

This one's good smile))))))))))))))))))))))

http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/durex_accident_kid.jpg

i am getting this "You don't have permission to access /wsnm/uploads/durex_accident_kid.jpg on this server."

God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily

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well, I guess the picture is no longer there.

"The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners." - Ernest Jan Plugge lol

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You should all read this ... what an idiot smile

http://www.fuh2.com/deadh2.php

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snapsolutions wrote:

You should all read this ... what an idiot smile

http://www.fuh2.com/deadh2.php

pouhahahahahahaha dumbass lol lololol rflol

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Wow...Can I say wow?

Wow...H2s suck....


Yeah, I read the PirateBay ones a while ago and was laughing so hard I fell off my chair.

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snapsolutions wrote:

http://www.fuh2.com/deadh2.php

H2's are just Chevy Tahoes with a different body shell.

40 (edited by Smartys 2005-04-11 15:49)

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I tried to put phpbb on my site but...
The guy's posts
Something tells me this guy is a troll... tongue

Edit: they removed the guy's posts, but he created a topic where he said instaling PHPBB made his penis fall off tongue

http://fluxbb.org

Free PunBB Hosting - lots of mods, easy to customize

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Althought I hate flash, I think this site is very cool wink

http://www.dontclick.it/

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer ?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you ?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard ?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work !

I like this tongue
look like custumer-me big_smile:D:D

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http://www.thebluething.com/img/internet-soldier.jpg

"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."

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http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/9445/ravenkazzivota2ct.jpg

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Do this step by step..

1) Go to www.google.com

2) Click on "Language Tools"

3) Type "Britney's mom is very nice" in the Translate Text box.

4) Select "English to Spanish" in the combo below.

5) Press Translate and wait for the translation.

6) Now copy the translated text from the above text and paste it in the Translate text box below.

7) Select "Spanish to English" in the combo below.

8) Check out the results

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Please read this, I was laughing my ass off! big_smile big_smile big_smile

CUSTOMER SERVICE

This has got to be one of the funnier I've heard. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the "WordPerfect Helpline" which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department.

Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired.  However, he is currently  suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause."

This is  the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.  (Now I know why they record these conversations).


- "Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
- "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
- "What sort of trouble?"
- "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
- "Went away?"
- "They disappeared."
- "Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
- "Nothing."
- "Nothing?"
- "It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type."
- "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
- "How do I tell?"
- "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
- "What's a sea-prompt?"
- "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
- "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
- "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
- "What's a monitor?"
- "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
- "I don't know."
- "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
- "Yes, I think so."
- "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
- "Yes, it is."
- "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
- "No."
- "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
- "Okay, here it is."
- "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
- "I can't reach."
- "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
- "No."
- "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
- "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle it's because it's dark."
- "Dark?"
- "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
- "Well, turn on the office light then."
- "I can't."
- "No? Why not?"
- "Because there's a power failure."
- "A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
- "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
- "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
- "Really? Is it that bad?"
- "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
- "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
- "Tell them you're too f-----g stupid to own a computer."

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well now when ever i say britney's mom is nice....im gona be thinking of brineys tits, thanx snapsolutions

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snapsolutions wrote:

How to say 'I love you' in 24 languages.....

English
I Love You

Spanish
Te Amo

French
Je T'aime

German
lch Liebe Dich

Japanese
Ai Shite Imasu

Italian
Ti Amo

Chinese
Wo Ai Ni

Swedish
Jag Alskar Dig

Alabama
Arkansas
Kansas
Oklahoma
Texas
North Carolina
South Carolina
Georgia
Tennessee
Missouri
Mississippi
Montana
Louisiana
West Virginia
Kentucky
parts of Florida
Nice Ass,  Get in the truck

Definition of "Sensual"

baby! cinse u iz up, getma uh beer!

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Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married

2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe

3. Pope Died.



Year 2005

1. Prince Charles got married (again)

2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe (again)

3. Pope Died.



In the future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry or Liverpool needs another European crown ... please warn the Pope!

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LOL!! I almost fell outta my seat...hehehhehe