Funniest movie poster I have ever seen.

Yes, sexy cheerleading leads to AIDs.  And this is how: Cheerleaders, performing their routine increase the amount of school-pride levels in fans, who then lose control of their senses,  promptly stepping into oncoming traffic. They are rendered paralized from the waist down, and are elligible for helper monkeys, which are undoubtedly infected with the AIDS virus. Undoubtedly they will then go on to have consensual sex with the helper monkeys becoming infected with AIDs and 'the herpes" which will then be spread to the other students when the students return to school later on.