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I'm old enough to remember when.......

- Computer was something on T.V. From a science fiction review.
- A window was something you hated to clean.
- And Ram was the hubby or ewe.
- Meg was the name of my girl friend.
- And Gig was the band's playing site.
- An application was for employment.
- A program was a T.V. show
- A cursor used profanity
- And a keyboard was a piano!
- Memory was something you lost with age
- A c.d. was a bank account.
- And if you had a 3-l/2" floppy, you hoped nobody found out!
- Compress was something you did to the garbage -Not something you did to a file.
- And if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for a while!
- Log on was adding wood to the fire.
- Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
- A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
- And a backup happened to your commode.
- Cut you did with a pocket knife.
- Paste you did with glue.
- A web referred to a spider's home
- And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head. Nobody's been killed in a computer crash, but they always wish they were dead!

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lmao tongue

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http://i1.tinypic.com/s1qjpv.jpg

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http://i2.tinypic.com/vh6ck5.jpg

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NYC Manholes Turned Into Coffee For Ads

A Gurerilla marketing campaign by the ad company Saatchi & Saatchi for Folders has turned some New York City manholes into STEAMING CUPS OF COFFEE!

http://forums.snapsolutions.ca/img/pictures/folgers-coffee.jpg

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Direct printing

http://forums.snapsolutions.ca/img/pictures/direct-photo-service.jpg


Red Neck's Flat Screen

http://forums.snapsolutions.ca/img/pictures/flat-screen.jpg


Great Minds

http://forums.snapsolutions.ca/img/pictures/great-minds.jpg


One Glass a Day

http://forums.snapsolutions.ca/img/pictures/one-glass-a-day.jpg

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I like the flat screen smile

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Flat screen idea is good... smile

God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily

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This is a must-see or must-read! tongue

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/PhpBB

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http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/signs/200503/advice.jpg

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Be Sure to Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die

It's not just the government... Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank:

Family Member: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."

Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

Family Member: "Maybe you should turn it over to collections."

Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."

Family Member : "So what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

Citibank: "Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!"

Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

Citibank: "Excuse me?"

Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you --- the part about her being dead?"

Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."

Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"

Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"

Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew."

(Lawyer info given)

Citibank: " Could you fax us a certificate of death?"

Family Member: "Sure." (fax number is given)

After they get the fax:

Citibank: "Our system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I can do to help."

Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care."

Citibank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply."

Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?"

Citibank: "That might help."

Family Member: "Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69."

Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"

Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?"

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He he, I still say: the accounting never and never be in science, how if we mixed with computer technology

If your people come crazy, you will not need to your mind any more.

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lmao

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This one always makes me laugh smile

http://gunboundefnet.info/images/jesuslol.jpg

"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."

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Rickard wrote:

This one always makes me laugh smile

http://gunboundefnet.info/images/jesuslol.jpg

hahaha big_smile

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http://www.sidebreak.net/uploads/1150240903/med_gallery_1_3_34547.jpg

I loved that. So I screencapped it with the subtitles on.

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I found it on internet

The Indian way to do business

A conversation between Mr. Baboo-Ji, an Indian Ambassador in Washington D.C., and his son.

Baboo: ?I want you to marry a girl of my choice.?
Son: ?I will choose my own bride!?
Baboo: ?But the girl is Bill Gates?s daughter.?
Son: ?Well, in that case ? ok.?

Next Baboo approaches Bill Gates.
Baboo: ?I have an Indian husband for your daughter.?
Bill Gates: ?But my daughter is only 18; too young to marry!?
Baboo: ?But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.?
Bill Gates: ?Ah, in that case ? ok.?

Finally Baboo goes to see the neo-con scum Wolfowitz, President of the World Bank.
Baboo: ?I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.?
President: ?But I already have more vice- presidentsthan I need!?
Baboo: ?But this young man is Bill Gates?s son-in-law.?
President: ?Ah, in that case ? ok.?

If your people come crazy, you will not need to your mind any more.

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lol tongue

This pwns too:
http://www.borkweb.com/wp-content/upload/WTF_hax.jpg

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http://forums.snapsolutions.ca/img/pictures/Billboard.jpg

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http://files.myopera.com/TMS/albums/45000/thumbs/pigeon-orly.jpg_thumb.jpg

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcsKUDvsCYY

Zidane syndrome? tongue

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Chuck Norris on Google

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That Chuck Norris one is great. big_smile

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Magic -> http://www.vsocial.com/video/?d=42933 tongue