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Quotation[0] = "All yuor base are belong to us.";
Quotation[1] = "Getting intimate with digital photography.";
Quotation[2] = "Repent! The end is coming, $9.95 at Amazon.";
Quotation[3] = "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.";
Quotation[4] = "Pastry satisfies where art is unavailable.";
Quotation[5] = "Delete not, lest you, too, be deleted.";
Quotation[6] = "O! Youth! What a pain in the backside.";
Quotation[7] = "Wishes are like goldfish with propellors.";
Quotation[8] = "Digital photograpy news, views and reviews.";
Quotation[9] = "Invention is the mother of too many useless toys.";
Quotation[10] = "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.";
Quotation[11] = "I filled out an application that said, 'In Case Of Emergency Notify'. I wrote 'Doctor'...What's my mother going to do?";
Quotation[12] = "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.";
Quotation[13] = "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.";
Quotation[14] = "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.";
Quotation[15] = "Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.";


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