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To get a random quote without looking at my signature, go:
Random Quote
Random Quote (no title)
All Quotes (see below)
or All Quotes (no title) (see below)

In the query string, you can put in ?action=all_quotes and it will dump all the quotes. One problem: It does the same thing as ?action=random_quote which I have that way because, with variables $q[1], $q[2], etc., I want to display all those variables (they contain ^the quotes), but I don't know how. How do I get it to do that?

The code I have now is:

<?php 

/* A Huge Comment */ 

/* Start App */ 

$nlt = "\n";

/*                      Define quotes                      */
/***********************************************************/
/* (Use ".$nlt at the end of each string except the last.) */

    /* Quote 1 */
    $q1t1 = "\"You know I was thinking hype could really help you, Harold. You're hyper now, so just".$nlt;
    $q1t2 = "back off one letter, and you're there.\" - Red, The Red Green Show";
    $q[1] = $q1t1.$q1t2;

    /* Quote 2 */
    $q2t1 = "\"It's the Possom Lodge Word Game. You know everybody dreams about a two-week vacation".$nlt;
    $q2t2 = "in Hawaii. Well, now you can do more than just dream about it! Ha-ha! Now, you can sit".$nlt;
    $q2t3 = "down and plan it out on your brand new pad of paper!\" - Harold, The Red Green Show";
    $q[2] = $q2t1.$q2t2.$q2t3;

    /* Quote 3 */
    $q3t1 = "\"Can you hear me? Am I talking?\" - Red, The Red Green Show".$nlt;
    $q3t2 = "(After shooting holes inside his Possum van with the doors shut.)";
    $q[3] = $q3t1.$q3t2;

    /* Quote 4 */
    $q4t1 = "\"BOBBY, EAT YOUR CHICKEN!\" - Peggy, King of the Hill".$nlt;
    $q4t2 = "(After being angry at someone else.)";
    $q[4] = $q4t1.$q4t2;

    /* Quote 5 */
    $q5t1 = "Red: \"... This week, we got some good news, got some bad news.\"".$nlt;
    $q5t2 = "Harold: \"What's the bad news?\"".$nlt;
    $q5t3 = "Red: \"Meet my nephew, Harold. And, now, the good news....\"".$nlt;
    $q5t4 = "- Dialog from \"The Group Photo Project\", The Red Green Show";
    $q[5] = $q5t1.$q5t2.$q5t3.$q5t4;

/* End Define Quotes */

$st = $q[rand(1,5)].$nlnt; // The number after the comma should be replaced the number of quotes defined above

/* Don't mod past here unless you know the risks. */

$action = isset($_GET['action']); 

if (!$action) { 

$action = ""; 

} 

else { 

$action = $_GET['action']; 

} 

$title = isset($_GET['html_title']); 

if (!$title) { 

$title = ""; 

} 

else { 

$title = $_GET['html_title']; 

} 

/* If $title == 'yes' or undefined */

if ($action == 'random_quote' && !$title) {
header("Expires: Thu, 04 Jul 1776 00:00:00 GMT");              //
header("Last-Modified: " . gmdate("D, d M Y H:i:s") . " GMT"); //
header("Cache-Control: no-store, no-cache, must-revalidate");  // We don't want it cached. And, yes, the Declaration of Independence was signed on a Thursday.
header("Cache-Control: post-check=0, pre-check=0", false);     //
header("Pragma: no-cache");                                    //
echo '<title>Random Quote</title>'."\n\n".'<pre>'.$st.'</pre>'; // Where's the quote?
}

else if ($action == 'all_quotes' && !$title) {
header("Expires: Thu, 04 Jul 1776 00:00:00 GMT");              //
header("Last-Modified: " . gmdate("D, d M Y H:i:s") . " GMT"); //
header("Cache-Control: no-store, no-cache, must-revalidate");  // We don't want it cached. And, yes, the Declaration of Independence was signed on a Thursday.
header("Cache-Control: post-check=0, pre-check=0", false);     //
header("Pragma: no-cache");                                    //
echo '<title>All Quotes</title>'."\n\n".'<pre>'.$st.'</pre>'; // Where's the quote? // The All Quotes feature is not available yet.
} 

else if ($action == 'random_quote' && $title == 'yes') {
header("Expires: Thu, 04 Jul 1776 00:00:00 GMT");              //
header("Last-Modified: " . gmdate("D, d M Y H:i:s") . " GMT"); //
header("Cache-Control: no-store, no-cache, must-revalidate");  // We don't want it cached. And, yes, the Declaration of Independence was signed on a Thursday.
header("Cache-Control: post-check=0, pre-check=0", false);     //
header("Pragma: no-cache");                                    //
echo '<title>Random Quote</title>'."\n\n".'<pre>'.$st.'</pre>'; // Where's the quote?
}

else if ($action == 'all_quotes' && $title == 'yes') {
header("Expires: Thu, 04 Jul 1776 00:00:00 GMT");              //
header("Last-Modified: " . gmdate("D, d M Y H:i:s") . " GMT"); //
header("Cache-Control: no-store, no-cache, must-revalidate");  // We don't want it cached. And, yes, the Declaration of Independence was signed on a Thursday.
header("Cache-Control: post-check=0, pre-check=0", false);     //
header("Pragma: no-cache");                                    //
echo '<title>All Quotes</title>'."\n\n".'<pre>'.$st.'</pre>'; // Where's the quote? // The All Quotes feature is not available yet.
}

/* If $title == 'no' */ 

else if ($action == 'random_quote' && $title == 'no') {
header("Expires: Thu, 04 Jul 1776 00:00:00 GMT");              //
header("Last-Modified: " . gmdate("D, d M Y H:i:s") . " GMT"); //
header("Cache-Control: no-store, no-cache, must-revalidate");  // We don't want it cached. And, yes, the Declaration of Independence was signed on a Thursday.
header("Cache-Control: post-check=0, pre-check=0", false);     //
header("Pragma: no-cache");                                    //
echo '<pre>'.$st.'</pre>'; // Where's the quote?
}

else if ($action == 'all_quotes' && $title == 'no') {
header("Expires: Thu, 04 Jul 1776 00:00:00 GMT");              //
header("Last-Modified: " . gmdate("D, d M Y H:i:s") . " GMT"); //
header("Cache-Control: no-store, no-cache, must-revalidate");  // We don't want it cached. And, yes, the Declaration of Independence was signed on a Thursday.
header("Cache-Control: post-check=0, pre-check=0", false);     //
header("Pragma: no-cache");                                    //
echo '<pre>'.$st.'</pre>'; // Where's the quote? // The All Quotes feature is not available yet.
} 

/* End App */ 

?>

where /* A Huge Comment */ is, well, a huge comment.

Also html_title can be in the query string, but is optional. If it's not there or set to yes it will add an HTML <title> </title> to the output. If it's set to no it won't.

XMMS has a plugin called "Song Change" that runs a command you specify when the song changes. I set it to the command

php send.php "%s"

the script base64 encodes the title to keep the special chars, and calls a file on the server with ?song=whatever that decodes and writes it to a text file. The file song.php makes the graphic when called.

$im = imagecreatetruecolor(600, 30);
$bg = imagecolorallocate($im, 255, 255, 255);
imagecolortransparent($im, $gb);
$textcolor = imagecolorallocate($im, 0, 0, 255);
$song = file_get_contents('song.txt');
$song = $song ? $song : '[Offline]';
imagestring($im, 5, 0, 0, "Now playing: $song", $textcolor);
header("Content-type: image/png");
imagepng($im);

You need to be running php locally to use this method of course , but I'm sure there are other ways,

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