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Topic: What can i do if my brain stoped.

I hate that, this day when i go to my work i find my brain is stopped
(i employee in programming company)
what can i do for that, drink coffee or smoke a cigarette (i hate coffee and cigarettes) or hit my head in tha wall :-(

If your people come crazy, you will not need to your mind any more.

Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

Start drinking coffee even though you don't like it :)

"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."

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Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

Pretend you have a highly infectious illness. They will insist you go home for a week.

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Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

Have a coke, go outside for some fresh air, take a nap.

Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

time to get a new one, black market anyone?

Indocron
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Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

Buy a new brain smile

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Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

Rod wrote:

Buy a new brain

I can not find the same size.

If your people come crazy, you will not need to your mind any more.

Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

borrow it from G.W. Bush wink

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Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

I meant my brain is a big size!

If your people come crazy, you will not need to your mind any more.

Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

get a computer and just do everything on there

who needs to know that 1+1=3 when you have a computer to do it for you!

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Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

Gary13579 wrote:

get a computer and just do everything on there

if a computer do everything, i will lose my job.

If your people come crazy, you will not need to your mind any more.

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Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

zaher wrote:

if a computer do everything, i will lose my job.

If the computers do everything, you will lose your life!

Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

Be you.
Also think that you are not the one facing this problem. everyone has crossed this milestone... so nothing to worry...
You are experienced now. (Good or bad, it counts)

God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily

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Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

Take a dolphin brain : better than human brain smile
More cognitive, faster ... smile

Re: What can i do if my brain stoped.

theres this little switch behind your ear to turn your brain back on