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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her  salary !!!                                                           

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.                   

$incerely Your$,                                                       
Marian $hih                                                       

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The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this:

Dear Marian                                                             

I kNOw what you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is Not doing NOticeably well as yet.
                                                                           
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
                                                                           
Yours truly,                                                               
Manager

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Re: Funny ;)

Nice one smile

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Colorado Belly Button Jewelry

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100 question True/False Communications Final


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His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,
   
Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material.  For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on. B is the new C

130 Reply by zaher

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I think in the next year he will choose a C sharp

If your people come crazy, you will not need to your mind any more.

131 Reply by snapsolutions (edited by snapsolutions 2007-09-28 10:07)

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How To Get A Man To Wash His Hands

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It is quite interesting.

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These guys keep changing their friend's ringtone to the sound of a woman moaning and screaming, then call him in socially awkward situations. Dude put it on vibrate!

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