lol
"I don't see any bananas" => "Don't sees all bananas"
"4 wheel drift is when 4 wheels loose grip" => "l'azionamento of 4 small wheels is, if 4 small wheels to relax the fist"
"To post a reply, press the reply button and fill in your message. Then press Post" => "The end to announce it an answer, the key of the answer of and complementate that you he worked in your warning. Then it presses l'alberino"
"Let us eat a bowl full of porrage!" => "A washbasin of the river of porrage totally that we eat!" ... really, I'm not that hungry ... really
"Please wash my mouth, it is making a horrible sound." => "It requests washes my opening, terrible noises of the form."
"I am tired" => "They are tired" ... heey, we were talking about me
"Let us go to bed separately" => "Exclusively to the base we go"
lol ... I can do this all day ...
Edit: best one today: "Translate a silly sentence and watch the result." => "The idiot of the phrase translates one and she observes the result."
"Microsoft produce high quality products"=>"Products of products of Microsoft"
"I stand on the pavement"=>"They judge the Plasterung"
"Quit it, it is annoying!" => "it is arrested, to disturbar!" ... ok I'll quit it
Edit2:
or ... here's my last few ones
"I swung my sword and cut down some apples from the tree" =>(+j+c+k) "The drink of the measurer of the mine of Apple in me of the fine, is reduced and the fines to her vibrate" ... almost obscene
"The devil has horns" =>(jck) "The demon is a sergeant of Jr,"
"crazy, I say crazy stuff" =>(jck) "One becomes, the qu'il is the material alcohol-ill person, of whom inner transforms it into badly of the alcohol"
"my job is boring" =>(jck) "My Hymne of the newspaper is acid" ... no thanks, no drugs for me
Ok, now I quit ... (I think)