Tried that, and removing it won't do me any good since I need to do
$cur_post['content'] = parse_message($cur_post['content'], 0);
Strange thing is that parse_message() isn't defined, but other functions in parser.php collide when including the file.
WTF? Hmm...
Edit: Ok so I moved some functions to a new file, uglyparser.php, like parse_message, do_smilies and whatever it was missing. Then, after adding do_clickable, I got this:
Fatal error: Cannot redeclare do_clickable() (previously declared in /var/www/ab/include/uglyparser.php:109) in /var/www/ab/include/parser.php on line 352
So basically I will be able to figure this out, but it will take a while, so if anyone knows exactly why this happens, please let me know